BREAKING: Shannon Hs student in the biggest depth of his life.

Jonathan Alvarado, 16, has just been trouble for the NRH/Haltom area these past months. Earlier this year he got caught having oral sex in the school restroom for a little nugg of marijuana, and just last month he got caught sneaking into retirement homes to have oral sex with older males. He now is in depth with the Shannon Hs librarian over some Ramen Noodles. She has them for 25Β’ each, and Jonathan owes her over 11$ worth. He is now in the FBI’s top 30 Most Wanted in the US.

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