Joshua Thiele of Wappingers Falls. Wins New York Lottery Will Wonka Instant Game.

The Wappingers Falls resident, struck his luck around 1030pm on Sunday May 21, 2017. Tired and sleepy, Josh stopped at the Shell gas station to use the restroom and picked up a scratch off to waste time while on the thrown. He realized he won the jackpot -with a cash option of $ three million dollars after taxes. He immediately ran around the store and brought by the entire stock of ginger ales and onion rings. This is a joke and thanks for reading..

Student at Fred M. Lynn expelled for having weed at school

Approximately at 4:21 pm, D.E.A dogs were brought inside Fred Lynn to the the annual drug check on the schools lockers and hallways. All hallways were clear except the bottom eight grade hallway. A locker was found with illegal substances, the owner of this locker is Rodas J, Cristhian. Parents of the student have been contacted. This student will no loner attend to Fred Lynn. All the weed cigarettes lhave been examined by professionals and approved to be real marijuana.

Workplace Shenanagins

Local HVAC technician Donald Ledesma was caught in the act doing self stimulation while watching pornographic movies on company time. While on a routine maintenance call the man of the house cums home and hears moaning a groaning cumming from the attic where the worker was performing his duties. The man then walks in on Don and catches him with no pants fondling his chorizo while watching you porn which resulted in a sprained wrist. The man asks to join in but the worker denied the mans request pending dinner and a movie first and some drinks stating “I’m not an easy cheap whore”.We’ll keep you updated on this story as it cums

BAXLEY GA. MAYOR GETS NEW DONKEY CART!!!

Today marks a glorious day in Baxley Ga. our beloved mayor has purchased a brand new luxurious donkey cart. The mayor could be seen riding down main street greeting residents of the city. One resident of the city Joyce commented ” The mayor has set the standard for the rest of the community the next thing you know we’ll have a moving picture show here and people will be riding around in gasoline powered vehicles”. The mayor is expected to lead the pig in the poke parade in the fall. The mayors next big purchase will be a pair of shoes.