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School employee, Justin Yates, was just indicted on 25 charges of child abuse/assault/aggravated assault with a weapon and down right lowdown on 25 students at a school that we care not to mention. Sources say that Mr. Yates was stressed and finally snapped. Sources also say that he lined the entire class up shortly after lunch and smacked the taste of their lunch out of their mouth. One parent says that her child no longer has any taste buds after the smack. Another parent says that her son has Mr. Yates finger prints on his jaw from the impact of the smack. Sources say that although Mr. Yates is not a violent person, he has been known to say that “God is not through with him yet” and that “he wish a Negro would!!” Charges were never filed because this is completely made up and Mr. Yates loves the students!!

Steve Stephens has just posted a status on his Facebook page indicating that he’s headed for Chicago!

A man killed a woman because she couldn’t take d*ck but its amazing how she died

Michael Williams , 22 of Indianola,Ms Is wanted for 4 counts of capital murder. This individual is considered armed and dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this fugitive yourself. Report any information to the nearest USMS District Office or usms.wanted@usdoj.gov

15 year old jose caldera also known as migo is being charged for shooting up another block due to gang violence

Nicole Hall , Is The Winner In Pick 3

MISSING

John Calipari is resigning as coach of the Kentucky Wildcats as the NCAA opens investigations on recent recruiting classes with reasonable suspicions of major violations of NCAA recruiting and compensating student atheletes. They have found a trail of checks paid out to recent recruits from an alias calapari has been using. Just as he skipped town at UMASS and Memphis when the NCAA started nosing around history seems to repeat here in Lexington.