Man drops gigantic shit on MBTA Red Line Train, causes entire shut down

At approximately 7:00 PM on Tuesday, February 4th, a man was on an Ashmont bound red line train and dropped a gigantic shit on the floor in one of the carts whilst stopped at Davis Square station. According to passengers, the man was violently farting for the duration of the ride and just could not hold it in any longer. The man has been identified as 49 year old Matthew Dowaliby, who is also apparently a sex offender within the state of Massachusetts. Passengers are speaking out about the situation with frustrations regarding the MBTA and dozens do not even know what to say at this moment as the MBTA has currently shut down all Red Line service in order to further investigate the problem.

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