| Era | Mrs. Bennet’s Unwavering Traits | Concerns, Then and Always |
| Early 19th Century | Adjusting bonnet with dramatic flair | Securing husbands for daughters—before scandal strikes! |
| Modern Day | Adjusting bonnet with equal dramatic flair | Still securing husbands—for daughters or grandchildren! |
| Beyond Time Itself | Perpetually scandalized by improper inquiries | Ensuring faces, legs, and knees remain as they ought to be! |
Then: “Mr. Bennet, do be reasonable! A lady cannot simply wait for fortune to arrive!”
Now: “Mr. Bennet, do be reasonable! Social status is everything—even now!”
Always: “Balls, letters, and carriages must follow tradition! And most importantly—Inspector Plod, stop asking improper questions!”
Mrs. Bennet endures, forever adjusting her bonnet, forever correcting the world, and forever ensuring that all things rem