Rural Nebraskan Not Sure He Could Handle Frantic Pace Of Omaha

Mitchell, South Dakota –Lifelong Mitchell resident Cooper Vermeulen, 22, revealed Monday that he doesn’t think he could cope with the fast-paced hustle and bustle of Omaha, the Cornhusker State’s largest city.

“Oh, sure, I bet it’d be exciting at first, going to see 9 p.m. showings of movies, shopping at those big department stores, and maybe even eating at one of those fancy restaurants that doesn’t use iceberg lettuce in their salads,” Vermeulen said. “But I just don’t think I could put up with all that hub-bub for more than a day or two.”

Added Vermeulen; “And parking’s a nightmare there.”

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