GROUP OF 21 WOMEN SPEAK OUT, ACCUSE JOE ROGAN OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

Sources close to TMZ have learned recently that a group as many as 21 have bravely spoken out and have accused Joe Rogan of despicable sexual assaults.

One female has stated, “I met Joe at one of those comedy clubs one night. At first he was super nice and I thought nothing of it, but then he brought me in room alone. He started talking about he has visions and fantasies of taking ivermectin, dressing up as horses, and mating together. I mean, i’m all for fun in the bedroom, and i’ve done stuff related to role play with animals, but the ivermectin part is where I was stunned. How can anyone spread misinformation about horse dewormer, let alone take it! When I go home every night and watch my daily CNN, I have been reliably informed by Brian Steltee that Ivermectin is in fact not a safe product. Anyway, as i told him no thanks, he said, “Too bad bitch, jaime why don’t you get a load of this real quick” and then he put his meat infested legs over my head and put me in a triangle choke, forcing me to suck his penis while simultaneously being choked to unconsciousness. Again, I like rough sex, but not with unvaccinated scum like him! When I went home and told husband he got aroused (not surprised since we are cuckholds and have a bull). Anyway, Joe Rogan needs to be off Spotify right now!”

Currently Texas authorities are investigating the situation, and we will continue to report as new information comes in.

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