Matthew Keenan, of Sherrill ny was sacked to death in a hostage situation held at chicken hut Johnson’s chicken hut late Friday night. Recording of the camera shows explicit material within the perpetrator, name disclosed until further evidence. The perpetrators name was Jacob Starke of Sherrill. The video shows extreme gripping of nude matt Keenan as he screamed for his life his sack was sacked then the perp shot out the camera to avoid being caught. There was 4578 officers outside the chicken hut as well as 14 uav’s Monitoring the airs as the man was shooting them down with his lock on javelin s-20. At 1:24am Saturday morning the perp began threatening to murder the victim which caused 13 Japanese tanks to surround the area as well as 2 hewey 5 6 7 7 choppers On standby. Jake used matt Keenan’s sack which he ripped off making matt unconsciously unconscious in seconds to throw as a decoy. His plan worked as he escaped with ease as all 4578 officers and the tanks fired at the random sack in the middle of the street. Outside cameras recorded the perp walking in the middle of the street and somehow unseen by the uavs and heweys distracted by the sack. Soon matt was found in a bubble bath and when awoken he said “ MY SACK” and died of dickfart. If you have any news on wear abouts contact us immediately. The owner of chicken hut johnsons is ok as he was on vacation in big lots for the week. He said I quote “ danget bro why does my store have to be sacked what the fuck bro WHAT THE FUCK bitch ass fucking nigga” UPDATE: the perp was found at Pizza Hut eating a garlic pizza and was tazed by 89 year old Christian Garcia. He was awarded a nobel piece prize for his actions. Good job Chris! I’m gAy.