UrAss schedules home and home with school of blind

Umass Football Coach Hays has scheduled a two year football series starting in 2026 with Berry’s Blind Bastards University. This has totally shocked the College football landscape as Umass competes at the Division 1 level. Coach Hays spoke in a recent interview “We are adding the Berry Bastards to our schedule for the next two seasons to guarantee a win” Umass has been one of the worst teams in the C-USA the past few seasons and is on the verge of losing their football program as a whole. The University of Massachusetts is looking into replacing their football program with Cricket as the school’s number one sport and money maker. Coach Hays and the minutemen could really buy some more minutes, adding a blind football opponent is definitely a start. The minutemen are back at home next week against conference opponent Georgia tech. The first 35 fans through the gates will receive a 100$ stipend in gratitude of sitting at such a shitty game.

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